"Religious Action Figures Are Coming To Walmart" caught my attention.
For only $20 you can have your own Samson or Goliath, and Jesus himself, is only $15.
Figures will only be sold in stores where the Bible is the best seller, nothing like preaching to the choir, and nothing like taking advantage of Bible happy consumers.
Of course this is no more ridiculous than selling comic book action figures but at least comic books are much more interesting to read.
Have you ever read the Bible? If not allow me to tell you my interpretation of it, it is a long winded story about an incompetent god that created a planet.
The deity later reclaims the planet after most of his creations abandon their worship and praise. Accounts vary but the general idea is that god will take his believers to a vaguely described heaven for what may be an eternity. Depending on who you ask the non-believers are to either remain on the now godless planet or will suffer an eternal fire or damnation.
Quite unoriginal and unimaginative but what would you expect?