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the Bible: Hilarity ensues

Read, and behold the word of god, unfortunately produced from the mind's of men (I mean MEN and not men and women because we all know the Bible was written by men and that Christianity was founded by men. Men were the ones in power at the time, 500-1500CE so this makes sense. Yes the Bible can be misogynistic and this would be the reason for that).

The Bible is full of absurdity, injustice, cruelty, violence, intolerance, contradictions, and other miscellaneous un-enlightened views. Taken as a historical text it provides an insight into the time that these stories were created.

The Bible is Absurd
Genesis
1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years
1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
Silly god created light before he created the things that produce light. Yes like you I'm confused with that logic.
Job
1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
The all knowing god had no idea where Satan had been all this time. He was surprised that Satan was still turning tricks.
Matthew
18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
18:9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Jesus advises his followers to mutilate themselves by cutting off their hands and plucking out their eyes. He says it's better to be "maimed" than to suffer the "everlasting fire." of hell.

The Bible is cruel and misogynistic
Genesis
3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
And so begins hundreds of years of justified oppression and violence towards half of the monotheistic population.
Leviticus
12:6
And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or dove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:
12:7 Who shall offer it before the LORD, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.
I think that means it is sinful to bear children. In order to be rid of that sin one must kill poor little creatures to please god, because god enjoys that sort of thing.
Judges
19:22
Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.
19:23 And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
19:24 Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
19:25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
19:26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.
19:27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
19:28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.
19:29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
19:30 And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.
What would be the point of offering your daughter and your guest's woman to a group of men so that they may gang rape them? I'm sure god has a point in this but I couldn't possibly understand why someone would continue to believe in a god after reading these words. Consider it indeed.

Be sure to read ALL of the Bible, especially the highlights from the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. Only then could you appreciate it for what it really is. An old and mostly poor story. Free yourself from the chains of religion. Live well.

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