An unofficial argument about breastfeeding

This is the actual dialogue taken from a fictional argument about whether to breastfeed or not.

Why are you going to give your new baby formula?

Because scientists made it. Scientists are the perfect solution to everything.

Scientists also made that one thing that lets you shake away the pounds.

I bet these infant formula scientists actually knew what they were doing when they invented infant formula.

Do you believe in god?

Of course I do. What does that have to do with baby formula or scientific inventions.

God made breastmilk.

You know I hadn't thought of that before. I think I'll breastfeed my baby so that the spirit of Jesus can flow throw my breast and into my little baby. You don't think that is weird do you?

The spirit of Jesus flowing into your baby, through your breast? Yeah I think that is a little weird.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Thank you for sharing. I appreciate that you viewed this content and that it was worth enough thought for you to comment about it.