Beware: The End is Near

Last night I dreamt that on 21 May 2011 an intergalactic band of mercenary space pirates would arrive on our planet and take the Trekkies to a galaxy far far away. When the alien gods arrived, they explained that through their teachings, which they cleverly placed into pop culture, we could know their love for us.

In my dream, they later went on to explain that those of us that had heard the message would be saved from the later destruction of the planet, 21 October 2011. Unfortunately, the alien gods explained that although they could save us by removing us from the planet they could do nothing to save the planet from being destroyed by the Federated Alliance of Socialist Planets Anti-Immigration and Economic Development plan to build a wormhole in the place of the current Sol Solar System.

It was a freaky dream that didn't really make any sense, until...

I saw this:

This web site serves as an introduction and portal to four faithful ministries which are teaching that WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011. Please take your time and browse through the teachings of Harold Camping, President of Family Radio. Visit EBible Fellowship, Bible Ministries International, and The-Latter-Rain to read and listen to many faithful teachers give scriptural insight on the doctrines that God is teaching His people. Learn about the Biblical Timeline of History, the correct method of Bible interpretation, the End of the Church Age and God's command to believers that they must depart out of the churches. Study the proofs that God has so graciously given in His Word showing us that these dates are 100% accurate and beyond dispute. Above all, please READ THE BIBLE and prayerfully ask God to open your spiritual eyes to these truths. May it please Him to have mercy on each of our souls.

I'm a prophet

Yes, it is true. Like Harold Camping, President of Family Radio, I know the truth. The date of benightedness is upon us.


Esther said...
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Esther said...

It's good to know we don't have to wait until 2012 anymore.

rarehero said...

The present-day Maya, as a whole, do not attach much significance to b'ak'tun 13. Although the Calendar Round is still used by some Maya groups in the Guatemalan highlands, the Long Count was employed exclusively by the classic Maya, and was only recently rediscovered by archaeologists.[24] Mayan elder Apolinario Chile Pixtun and Mexican archaeologist Guillermo Bernal both note that "apocalypse" is a Western concept that has little or nothing to do with Mayan beliefs. Bernal believes that such ideas have been foisted on the Maya by Westerners because their own myths are "exhausted".[25][26] Mayan archaeologist Jose Huchm has stated that "If I went to some Mayan-speaking communities and asked people what is going to happen in 2012, they wouldn't have any idea. That the world is going to end? They wouldn't believe you. We have real concerns these days, like rain".[25]

What significance the classic Maya gave the 13th b'ak'tun is uncertain. Most classic Maya inscriptions are strictly historical and do not make any prophetic declarations.[27] Two items in the Maya historical corpus, however, may mention the end of the 13th b'ak'tun: Tortuguero Monument 6 and, possibly, the Chilam Balam.

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